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Queen elizabeths glizzy 

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3
"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"
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Reverse Eating A Glizzy 

When a person eats a glizzy (hot dog, or more commonly known as a penis) with their asshole.
I walked in on my co-worker Rhett reverse eating a glizzy on his bed.

"Did y'all see Evan reverse eating a glizzy earlier? He tore that thing up"

GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000 

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

Huge Glizzy Penguin 

A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.
"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- 

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style
ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

Gargantuan Glizzy 

A term used in any situation as a funny way of either insulting or making fun of another person or thing.
Person: “That guy is super annoying!”
Other person: “Yeah I bet he eats gargantuan glizzys.”
Gargantuan Glizzy by Lilbear_3 February 16, 2021

Tang glizzy 

Tang delicious glizzy 😩💦💦
Ayo tang lemme get that tang glizzy
Tang glizzy by Tang lover February 28, 2021