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Gibson Explorer

A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.
The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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gibraltar

A British territory which is a peninsula on the southern tip of Europe, unfortunately attached to Spain.

Strategically connects the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean between Europe and Northern Africa.

Gibraltar was captured by Arabs in 711 and passed to the Spanish in 1462.

Great Britain took control in 1704 during the War of the Spanish Succession, and although Spain has made repeated claims to regain the territory they will never succeed as the Gibraltarians (also known as llanitos) are 99% opposed to shared sovereignty of any kind and wish to remain British Forever!

Population: 31,874.
Solid as the Rock of Gibraltar

Gibraltar - British forever
by Keira August 9, 2004
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Gibbin

West Of Scotland slang for the female genetalia.
Let me see your "Hairy Gibbin"
by Andrew Robinson January 14, 2004
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Gibbony

The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations.
You: "He's a looker!"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"
by PrettyStarFury May 16, 2008
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Gibbisms

It is where you cant stop talking and blurting out sayings from the SNL skit "The Barry Gibb Talk Show" which is a great parody of the brothers Barry and Robin Gibb of the Doobie Bros. (aka Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake)
Blurting out "aaaagghhhh" and "Do you have anything to aaaad" in a shreiking voice like Barry Gibb! Out of nowhere I pulled a Gibbisms in the bar when I talked to that chick!
by ryguy6383 March 4, 2009
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gibo

an arrogent prick who thinks nothing of breaking ppls hearts infact he quite enjoys it
shes had her heart broken by a gibo
by jack and jill March 17, 2004
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Gibbit Gibbit

A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)

Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
by westfalia December 9, 2009
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