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Gabe

Dimply boi thats reallll cool. He probably has a cute girlfriend named may and they fuck all the time.
Gabe doesnt have sex... HE FUCKS
by SneakyBoyyyy June 1, 2020
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Gabe

by EpicGamer97 June 12, 2019
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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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Gabe

That dude fr a gabe
by tokyoh March 3, 2022
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Gabe

Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life
Hey Gabe
by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022
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Gabe

a very tall attractive guy.

he has a girlfriend but likes someone else

he has bright green eyes

he’s like the perfect guy ever

i’d totally recommend a gabe for ya:)
woah gabe is so tall and cute have you seen him?!
by haylee ;) April 23, 2018
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