Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM

“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”

by citronic April 30, 2021

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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

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Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be

A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”

by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023

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You’re funny

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.

Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.

by Aphrodose August 5, 2022

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