fortnite

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

fortnite

that fucking cartoon game where players jump off a flying blue van in the sky with a parachute. The game is mostly dominated by some guy named ninja who apparently has Ligma, and some kids with autism. And sadly the game probably won't go away until some new crap is released like minecraft 2 or some shitty roblox remix game for the autism kids. For now just hold on.

-AUTISM SQUEALING- I was pLayIng FortNitE the OthEr dAY anD gOT 2o KiLls, oMg. I aLso mEt tHis dUde nAmed NinJA u KnoW.

by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Fortnite

A synonym for gay.

Person 1: You are Fortnite
Person 2: That's cruel

by TheEntireFan October 18, 2018

Fortnite

A game that corrupts children.

My son plays Fortnite.

by Brock Mead October 23, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer.

Do I have permission to shoot the child wearing the fortnite costume?

by SumoBoii October 24, 2018

Fortnite

A multiplayer Battle Royale shooter many kids play for at least 9 hours a day

I brought my golden scar from Fortnite to school and got a 25 kill victory royale today.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

Fortnite

What separates me from retards who spent hours playing the damn game everyday until they take some time off to talk to their friends who really only care about the game anyway. Also where dancing was ruined.

Natalie: Theres my crush!!
Maggie: He ignores your calls to play fortnite with Sam

by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018