The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005
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"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004
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A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.
Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013
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Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
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Get the flying V mug.Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
by Yung MC April 28, 2008
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