Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors

Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!

by Carrie031 July 13, 2009

flush down

synonym for "poop".

Oh my god, I really need to flush down.

by Brittany7590 October 27, 2009

flush it

an expression used to chide or mock someone who has just embarrassed his or herself, or been embarrassed, as a satirical encouragement.

man 1: "you two ladies look great, is she your mom?"
woman: "...she's my sister" *both walk away
man 2: "OOOH FLUSH IT"

by notbad.jpg September 8, 2011

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

by jsb89 August 14, 2012

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

flish

Poker term: when you put that idiot all in on his flush draw, he calls with one card to go, and he catches: equally applicable to any desperate and lucky river draw in Holdem

That stupid donkey beat my aces with a flish!

by Memphis Mike May 30, 2006