Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 30, 2018

robot flower

An robot that is cleverly disguised as a girlfriend, without any visible flaws.

My girlfriend is secretly a robot flower.

by co5oo May 07, 2019

flower powerr

the desirability of taking a girl's "flower"; the greater / more fit / hotter the girl is, the higher her flower power is

Dayum! Check out her abs! She's really upped her flower powerr in the past month

by flowey January 12, 2011

flower picking

Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.

Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.

by Jibrie April 04, 2006

Louisiana Flowers

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.

Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.

by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 06, 2010

fuck flower

Another word for the Vagina

Staci never wants to give up her fuck flower or Kenny is dying to water Staci's fuck flower

by Kpezzy June 09, 2009