turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

floatilla

NOUN

ORIGIN: CAROLINA COASTLINE

DEFINITION: A large group of boats, of various sizes, tied together in a row.

BEST WHEN ANCHORED! Using mulitiple achonors is highly suggested! Allows for easy travel from boat to boat...and PASSING BEERS!

Most commonly seen at large social gatherings on the water, such as: REGATTAs, Forth of JULY, etc.

UNWRITTEN RULE!: One does NOT need to know the owner of the boat of which they are traveling over to reach their desired destination!

Lauren: We are almost in the creek!
KJ: Can I tie INTO your floatilla?
Lauren: Sure! HURRY UP! Gotta beer over here waiting on YA!
KJ: SWEEEEEEEEEET!

by KJ Kearney August 10, 2006

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.

Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.

by Whsbnd December 10, 2009