gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.

I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.

by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

smutter fingers

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman

Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.

by cspazz January 28, 2015

Carbon Fingers

A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.

Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!

by the master of everything December 27, 2007

vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.

"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"

by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Corndog Fingers

The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.

Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"

by Sonofabeeeshh January 18, 2010