felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

Double Feltching

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.

Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.

by wizz nuts March 15, 2011

felchest

when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.

landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.

by kjbsfgosnblshbshbflkhnr March 17, 2009

Felching

Felching is where a man will ejaculate into another man’s bottom and then put a straw into his bottom and suck his semen out

At the end of a homosexual sex session Damian Started Felching his ejaculate from Jacobs bottom

by Felching fart boxes August 3, 2018

Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

by Geezuses July 22, 2009

Fechukwu

A very handsome young man who is multi talented especially in the area of soccer. He is proudly from Anambra State. Any babe will be lucky to ...

Fechukwu is handsome AF

by zuri3l August 18, 2018

what the fetch

Used as a substitute for "what the fuck", specifically by younger people not wanting to swear for politeness or religious reasons.

Crazzy: "WHAT THE FETCHING FETCH?!"

Flatbread: "Mormon Moment."

by vickless September 8, 2022