When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
Get the Blue Falconmug. by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019
Get the joshua falconmug. that one screaming guy in smack bros 64, he was really op and could kill at early percent with the stupid powerful moves he was given. He was also in the F-zero video game line.
by The person who wants to die. February 28, 2019
Get the capt falconmug. The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.
by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020
Get the Falcon Clawmug. A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
Get the Falcon Punchmug. A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
Get the Captain Falconmug. Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.
What do you mean?
Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.
Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?
Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.
That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.
How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.
Okay I still say be careful.
I will be.
by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
Get the Falconermug.