soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017

The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.

Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.

by UnCreative March 17, 2018

fap juice

J I Z Z

DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.

by DPsyche May 24, 2016

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.

"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert

by Illfap August 14, 2021

Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.

"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."

by bocephusbear September 21, 2012

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012