Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."
Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

friendships are fucking dumb.
it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone
it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone
x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck
e: well fuck
by emisokay August 31, 2020

by HalfwayToTheStars October 26, 2015

a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.
by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.
C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.
by poprocksA November 3, 2021

*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*
Her- “now that’s true friendship”
Her- “now that’s true friendship”
by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020
