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sayas flolf

1. (Obj.) A dance made with your shadows to celebrate commercialized peanuts flavoured exactly as a male phallus.
Sorry, but i'll be doing the sayas flolf today so no, i won't be able to go to the theatre.
by breadeater746 August 24, 2023
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go follow that boy

when your friend is scared to follow a boy instagram he been trying to get for the longest.
Vernard, go follow that boy !!
by friendly love May 7, 2024
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go follow that boy

when your friend is scared to follow a boy instagram he been trying to get for the longest.
Vernard, go follow that boy !!
by friendly love May 7, 2024
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Male Follicle Sensitivity

Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:

Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun

A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.

Common causes include:

Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.

A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.

The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.

The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)

Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
by R2u2 March 29, 2025
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Chick-follow

When a minor consistently interacts and follows an adult around on the internet, similar to how baby chicks tend to follow any moving object, even one that isn't their biological mother, a process called filial imprinting.
"This kid kept chick-following me around while I was talking in forum posts."
by BigFishSundae November 4, 2025
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a zayn follow

twitter user noziam does not and will not get a zayn follow. ever.
by twittershit December 10, 2012
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Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Trends are like streams that are followed by people.
Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
by SHG357 June 21, 2016
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