Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.
"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"
by Ellyb June 03, 2013
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Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.
hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!
by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 30, 2018
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Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay
Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!
by th1ngz April 26, 2009
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flower picking

Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.
Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.
by Jibrie April 04, 2006
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Louisiana Flowers

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.
Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.
by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008
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Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
by one Fish, two Fisch November 06, 2010
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fuck flower

Staci never wants to give up her fuck flower or Kenny is dying to water Staci's fuck flower
by Kpezzy June 09, 2009
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