flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
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german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.
"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"
by tangysjuice September 30, 2023
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German flag

When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.
"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"
by Nickisbitch September 29, 2023
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meat flag

Slag for penis.
As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"
by V-Nance June 12, 2014
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flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.
Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy
by AnonymousLibertarian November 09, 2021
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Flag Mod

The special users that determine if flagged posts are actually inappropriate.
Oops, I accidentally hit the "flag as inappropriate" button. The Flag Mod will catch it.
by FlagMod November 04, 2012
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Flag Tag

The game in which you attempt to run over the yellow flags that are laid down upon a freshly paved road.
Dude, I almost hit another car head on because I was getting way to into my game of Flag Tag
by kwild September 30, 2010
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