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gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.
by MilitiaP June 24, 2015
mugGet the gentleman's fingermug.

yogurt fingers

That Dez Bryant has some yogurt fingers, eh?
by Hotdog Fingas October 11, 2017
mugGet the yogurt fingersmug.

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.
by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007
mugGet the finger-bobmug.

rainbow finger

when a man inserts his finger into the private place of another man
"Dude. Last night I got rainbow fingered.."
"Oh. Awkward."
by yeabitch October 17, 2009
mugGet the rainbow fingermug.

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
mugGet the Finger Turtlemug.

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
by Radacabulary August 21, 2017
mugGet the Finger Shortsmug.

Chipotle Fingers

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.
Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.
by A. Hall January 29, 2010
mugGet the Chipotle Fingersmug.

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