Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.
If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.
by MilitiaP June 24, 2015

by Hotdog Fingas October 11, 2017

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

by yeabitch October 17, 2009

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.
by A. Hall January 29, 2010
