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crab farm

A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.
Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
mugGet the crab farmmug.

hotown farms

a.k.a. holten arms the biggests hors in the dc area
whatever they are retards
by margarita December 18, 2004
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farm boy

n. Pejorative - unsophisticated or uneducated person, simpleton.
"Farm boy over there couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag."
by Mr. Pixel August 28, 2009
mugGet the farm boymug.

chinchilla farm

some special ladies instead of having a vaglina have a chinchilla farm , in place of the vaglina is a portal to a farm of chinchillas, run by miniature pixies , when the man has "sex" with this special woman the goes inside of the portal and comes out of another special ladies portal as a baby .
damn that mikaela has one fine chinchilla farm
by L Peligro September 14, 2012
mugGet the chinchilla farmmug.

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
mugGet the fuck farmmug.

marsh farm

We all know about Luton and how it is the worst place in England apparantly. Well, now imagine the wrst area of the worst town. This is what Marsh Farm is. It's an area of council housing, flats and a couple of pretty bad schools. If you live in Marsh Farm, you're either quite poor or a thug. But yeah, thats about it. Oh, and there's the massive amounts of stabbings and shootings and all that down there.

If for some reason you wanna go there but dont know the way, go into Luton and look for a group of flats. There should be two. Walk towards one of them. You'll either end up in Lewsey Farm (another bad area) or Marsh Farm. Then prepare to run :D
Marsh Farm is the closest you can get to hell without leaving this world.
by mwh November 22, 2006
mugGet the marsh farmmug.

shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
mugGet the shard farmingmug.

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