The inventor of the burger method saga. Son of Leslie and Sybil Gordon. Has gotten his phone taken for running his mouth
by Frijolero704 November 12, 2020

he's a sweet boy that you could entrust anything about yourself to. he's the most supportive, caring, loving, understanding, amazing person you could ever meet. don't let first impressions fool you, because he'd possibly quickly become the most treasured person in your life. he replies slow sometimes, but mainly has really quick replies, and how much you love him will make up for it anyways. he's never ashamed or embarrassed to be close with you, and he won't let others affect you. he's always considerate and defensive, and 'bros over hoes' is practically non-existent in his eyes. he's also really intelligent and a great critical thinker and teammate. he's hardworking, respectful, and always strives to become a better version of himself everyday. his support is truly incomparable. he's a green flag in every possible way, and you're going to be so glad you met him. a stranger, to your favorite person on earth<3
by andreaaa_ June 23, 2023

by D1ngus The Duck Lover April 29, 2022

People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!
by Mr.KnowItAlll September 27, 2022

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023

by @24hrswithaddi April 16, 2024

Elijah sucks fat cock, is gay , and is a male prostitute. He gets a fat boner when he looks at guys and fucks homeless guys.
by Jake Rio Hernandez November 15, 2019
