Eli herzer

The fattest gayest person ever

Ahh will keep jerking me till I jizz I want to Eli herzer on you

by Gay men December 5, 2018

Dirty Eli

The dirty Eli is performed on a certain player named Eli and this when the whole lacrosse team sounds with each one of his toes individually until the cum all over his feet.

“That was a great win, I think it’s time for a dirty Eli!”

by coach green March 13, 2023

Eli Hollie

A guy that will hurt you and stab you in the back with out giving a shit what so ever. Also know forever being a lying bitch and will make you get attached just to watch your the pain in your eyes when he breaks your heart.

“We can’t be friends anymore, i have a girlfriend I know said I wasn’t the type to date, and I promised it, but people changed. We can talk when we’re done dating though” -Eli Hollie 2018

by queenxfrances July 25, 2018

Skylar Ely

literally the best theatre teacher ever

Person A: Did you ask Skylar Ely?
Person B: Yes, he fixed everything

by lights man March 3, 2022

eli and ary

eli and ary is the best ship. these two people were meant to be, and it is fate that they came together!

“who do you ship?”
“i ship eli and ary! their ship name is elry!”

by yourmuy.ckm September 4, 2021

Eli Bounce

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest bounce every opportunity.

“Hopped over the bunker? Damn, he got another Eli Bounce”

by Razo July 18, 2021

Eli Billings

Eli was born next to George Washington has 12 cats and knows the complete form of PI

Eli Billings To be awesome

by Carmansam1200 November 15, 2021