Emotional Cripple

A pathetic waste of spineless dung that doesn't have enough balls to look himself in the mirror in the morning.

"Go fuck yourself cunt, I'm not some emotional cripple like Matt or Brian who is gonna lay here while you take a monster shit on my head" "Suck my balls bitch, your gonna die!"

by DHF January 7, 2006

emotional dogbiscuit

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking

- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.

by R. Older July 21, 2007

Emotional predator

A narcissistic, arrogant, manipulative waste that pounces on people they feel they can bully and demean in any way. (They make it look like you’re at fault too). They have nothing else better to do with their time and justify their games by any means, and any flimsy excuse.

This asshole is an emotional predator.

by yursh22 December 7, 2017

Emotional virgin

A person that hasn't had sex with emotion and feelings, cause he or she is too scared to trust another person.
Therefore also having problems with intimate relationships.

I have debuted sexually but im an emotional virgin

by Sad boi March 18, 2017

Emotion mask

When people act like the're really happy but are actually really sad.

Sarah's putting on an emotion mask to pretend she is happy.

by Cat card October 7, 2017

Emotional Affair

An emotional affair is a BS term that prevents chicks and guys from being platonic best mates. Designed to keep us all in the 1950s.

Everyone assumed they were having an emotional affair as they talked and hung out and had each others backs. They just liked laughing their heads off and being best mates.

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018

Emotional Quotient

An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.

Her emotional quotient was above average.

by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017