dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

fricking dunk

A person who is so stupid that the person insulting them must resort to made up words

Jackson, you're fricking dunk.

by schlongbonger831 March 6, 2017

Jayden Dunk

A Jayden Dunk is when you see someone whose a massive twink or a complete gay. Will often be used to describe someone with a small d!ck.

1- Whats that word you use to describe a really gay midget willy guy?
me- oh thats a Jayden Dunk

by Sneaky link girl #1 October 16, 2022

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

dinking and dunking

Alternating penetration between vaginal and anal orifices.

So Brendan says to me, "I was dinking and dunking this broad the other night ... "

by AceJT January 16, 2008

Trump Dunk

While in a pool, lake or ocean. Grab a nearby woman by the pussy, lift her up in the air, then drop her into the water.

Imma trump dunk her in this pool!

by That other dude 21 August 14, 2017

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005