Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Shotgun dump

When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.

Dude 1 - "Dude i just took a shotgun dump"

Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"

Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"

by AddamsAppleDude January 23, 2010

Bump and Dump

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D

Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.

by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009

drumpf

Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.

Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!

by Barky von Schnauser August 19, 2016

Dump and Chase

An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.

The Huskies rely on Dump and Chase but fail to perform it correctly

by Rykov February 23, 2009

dump sauna

When you or someone you know, likely a roommate turns on the shower to the hottest setting, takes a big stinky dump, then proceeds to shower. When you or said roommate leaves the bathroom, for the next 1-2 hours it will be a "dump sauna." A hot, steamy, sweaty room filled with fecal particles floating in the air.

This act may be done to disguise the act of pooping itself.

Note: The smell may be supplemented with air freshener and/or potpourri.

I was waiting to use the bathroom for 10 hours this morning, when my roommate finally left I went in and sure enough, a perfect dump sauna was waiting for me. Thanks roomie!

by Mistuh Willyum September 25, 2011

paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

by ty puckett February 25, 2008