ducking medium

the state of being desperately constipated.

Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.

by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

Ducking smoke

Hiding from a challenge or consequences

“I’m not going in there because Tre is in there.” Oh you ducking smoke?

by GerryFan December 19, 2020

Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Ducking hell

a way of showing your anger to something without spreading the negativity of swearing, Also can sometimes create humor in a stressful moment.

Charlotte: Oh my god! Georgia Ducking Pecks my head!
Christina:i know yeah, Ducking hell she chats BAAAREEE CRAP MATE!!
Charlotte: its just like, KM8DOT.
Christina: She chats more CRAP then what comes out of a horses ass

by -ChristinaTbh, June 24, 2010

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

Gravity Ducking

The act of not doing work at all in a ICT Class

"Hey John lets start gravity ducking"
"Okay Timmy"

by John Brickmen March 11, 2013

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015