scuba diving

Womping out (or) taking an inhalation of nitrous, i.e.- hippie crack, while performing the act of cunnilingus i.e. pussy diving.

safety first.

Mom knocked on the door while I was in the middle of scuba diving and I took another womp before getting out of bed.

by pterodaxel March 27, 2013

Disingenuine

An improper word used by so called “intellects” who are attempting to sound more intelligent than they actually are; mistaken for ingenuine.

This guy is being so disingenuine ; there is no denying that the Earth is flat.

by PhlatEarfDood421 November 6, 2017

Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

by tanielle halina November 24, 2003

DIEING

"you don't need a fucking dictionary to know what i meant"

"Grammar isn't my forté"

"I'm DIEING to know what is..."

by tintguy July 22, 2009

Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.

"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"

by rob$ October 18, 2008

scuba diving

The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.

Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do

Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty

by C-LOW25 November 22, 2010