Uncle Dip

Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.

Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*

by Lkahsnskkzbsjajsbdndnssnman September 25, 2022

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Cheese Dip

Bruh the fuck you lookin' up cheese dip for? This ain't fuckin Buzzfeed headass recipe bitch. Well since you thirsty ass hoe lookin' for some cheese recipe here ya go:

- Bleach
- Cheese

Put in microwave for 45 seconds on high or until melted

Serve with salsa or any other salty ass sauce.
Enjoy you fuckin hoe.

"Yo Ryan you made some cheese dip?"
"Nah but I made mustard gas"

by definishion February 08, 2019

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