Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010

aldut diapers

what is wrong with you

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?

by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022

Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024