dervenis

1) a person of irrelevance that most people do not like. They are both unimportant, and annoying.

1) oh shit, the dervenis is coming, everybody try and hide.

by josiieelovessantoinee March 7, 2009

drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.

Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."

by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008

Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.

After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!

by Valgirl March 20, 2010

Drive-by heckle

When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.

Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.

by Jmind June 17, 2010

derivatate

the act of using derivatives, which is part of calculus, but ignoring proper grammar and English due to the fact it's not an English class.

Grant: Hey Derrek how do you do number 25 in section 4.1
Derrek: easy just derivatate it.
Grant: is that proper English?
Derrek: are we in an English class?

by dman8818 May 21, 2010

Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.

I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.

by SnotBubbleBoy February 20, 2011