The horrible, bittersweet depression one suffers after leaving CTY. Most common in Squirrels, who finally have found their place, and Nomores/Nevermores, who have trouble accepting that they can't come back next year. CTY Depression/Withdrawal is caused by the rough transition from a total, glorious immersion in CTY to the "real world" and all its downers.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to): Bawling your eyes out at random intervals for six months, feeling incredibly lonely until your friends email you back, obsessively amassing canon songs, crying upon hearing American Pie, Nightswimming, Stairway to Heaven, Forever Young, etc., writing/rewriting your final Passionfruit speech, severe hug (and in rare cases make-out) withdrawal, daydreaming about CTY almost constantly for at least until school starts, feeling alienated from family/friends, and the "outside world" in general, constantly thinking you are going to run into CTY friends everywhere you go, making jokes only CTYers understand ("Frank Wang swung his lanyard once, afterwards he decided the world didn't need another Grand Canyon"), feeling nutritionally incomplete without potatoes, randomly quoting Monty Python, insisting 42 is a square number in school, bursting out laughing when you hear any word that sounds like "Anita," "Tuvin", or "Schlecter", feeling naked without a lanyard, panicking on Thursdays when you realize you aren't carrying a towel, becoming convinced that every cold you have is a case of "the Schnad", and randomly shouting "I LOSE!" and being puzzled when all you get in response are weird looks.
The only known cure is total, immediate immersion in CTY, but this is usually unable to be used until after 1 year of symptoms, and such treatment cannot be administered to roughly 25% of the population.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to): Bawling your eyes out at random intervals for six months, feeling incredibly lonely until your friends email you back, obsessively amassing canon songs, crying upon hearing American Pie, Nightswimming, Stairway to Heaven, Forever Young, etc., writing/rewriting your final Passionfruit speech, severe hug (and in rare cases make-out) withdrawal, daydreaming about CTY almost constantly for at least until school starts, feeling alienated from family/friends, and the "outside world" in general, constantly thinking you are going to run into CTY friends everywhere you go, making jokes only CTYers understand ("Frank Wang swung his lanyard once, afterwards he decided the world didn't need another Grand Canyon"), feeling nutritionally incomplete without potatoes, randomly quoting Monty Python, insisting 42 is a square number in school, bursting out laughing when you hear any word that sounds like "Anita," "Tuvin", or "Schlecter", feeling naked without a lanyard, panicking on Thursdays when you realize you aren't carrying a towel, becoming convinced that every cold you have is a case of "the Schnad", and randomly shouting "I LOSE!" and being puzzled when all you get in response are weird looks.
The only known cure is total, immediate immersion in CTY, but this is usually unable to be used until after 1 year of symptoms, and such treatment cannot be administered to roughly 25% of the population.
by Melly F August 09, 2008
Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.
Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”
Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”
Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”
by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019
The state when a person is feeling depressed and consumes a large amount of food of unhealthy origins to try and alleviate their depressed mood. This unfortunately leads them to pack unwanted pounds and when they realize that they've become fat fucks, they delve deeper into depression and eat some more because they can't help it. It is a vicious cycle.
Taiquan returned home after a long day at school. He immediately noticed that there were chip bags, soda cans and chocolate bar wrappers scattered across the living room, as well as a shredded photo of his roommate together with his girlfriend. As he entered the kitchen, he saw a big hulking man voraciously eating junk food. It was his roommate, who once upon a time had the body of Adonis, now turned into a sagging lump of excess body fat. Taiquan realized that his roommate was in fat depression, and knew it as only going to get worse.
by TeddieBare May 07, 2016
You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.
You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.
You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.
Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."
Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".
Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".
by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020
Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.
Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression
by @andyloll2 August 03, 2019
The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.
by ablake08 September 26, 2013
adj. The feeling of great sadness felt after a rave ends. The only known cure is going to another rave. Depression can last from several hours up to several months. May take a while for symptoms to occur
A:I just got back from a rave!
B:How was it?
A: F****** awesome!
-Day later_
B:Whats up?
A:I hate everything
B: Must be rave depression
B:How was it?
A: F****** awesome!
-Day later_
B:Whats up?
A:I hate everything
B: Must be rave depression
by z1andonly July 04, 2010