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decemberists

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.
Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"
by burningofthemidnightlamp April 10, 2005
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December 15

The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.
Janet: Hi Willow, aren’t you born on December 15?
Willow: Yeah, why?
Janet: BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST
by Nancy Rildom October 29, 2019
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December 4

He/She is incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and unique, has a great sense of humor, it's always right and he/she is a really good kisser and lover
Wow, he must have been born in December 4
by BornInDecember October 15, 2019
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December 2

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter
"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.
by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019
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December 6

National day where everybody doesn’t go to school
On the phone

Person 1: why weren’t you at school today

Person 2: why were you at school today it’s december 6 which is national don’t go to school day!
by I.am.gayer.than.you! December 2, 2019
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December 7

You cans ask out a crush and they have to say yes no matter what
Me:hi Justin
Him:hi
Me: wanna go out with me
Him:no
Me:not so fast it's December 7
Him:I mean umm yes
by Joshua6969 December 6, 2019
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December 8

December 8 hits:
Ahhhhhh JUICE WRLD IS DEAD 😖😭😣
by Callingallmonsters December 8, 2019
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