Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!

Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009

Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.

Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Samia day

This is the day you celebrate your friend named Samia.

Friend; OMG, its Samia day
Samia; thats great, now worship me peasants

by SAMIA DAY December 2, 2020

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

snaux day

A faux snow day; A day in which one is not required to commute to work, but still must work from home.

Snaux days are such a letdown.
I got so much work done during the snaux day.

by _Fitz_ February 11, 2010

mudzy day

The born date of the greatest human alive mudzy

MUDZY DAY IS TODAY BROTHER WHATTA JOY

by Daniel Twal May 11, 2019

Gibson-Day

The 7th February where Gibson is celebrated in Gaymers.

"hey are you coming to celebrate Gibson-Day?"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"

by Jebruhh February 5, 2021