Pulled a Dale

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.

"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "

"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"

by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017

Dale Carnegie people

People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.

Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."

Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.

Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.

by Jared Cash February 24, 2014

Dale

Your friend that has a sign of autism and has a mental capacity of an 8 year. This person demonstrates marks of weakness to simple tricks and can be easily amused. A "Dale" is your typical feeble-minded friend.

Do you see that Dale over there screaming at all the fish in the aquarium.

by futureself May 9, 2019

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018

Dirty Dale

Possibly related to the late ODB, however this guitar wielding, bourbon guzzling machine from the ghetto in Forestville is the only person I know who can be stopped by the police for looking like a homeless bum despite the fact he was going to university.

Small and hairy in appearance, can often be heard telling passers by "I know kung-fu" and enjoys relating every activity back to Judo.

"man have a look at that homeless guy!"
"dude thats not a bum, its Dale"


"man my house smells like an abattoir after Dale being here last night. I told him to have a shower but he said no. I'm not sure if its the bootrons or if he carries a skunk in his undies. Damn that's hateful"

"judo lift"
"judo chop"

by Petah November 15, 2004

Dalek

A manouver used by expert Laser Tag players which covers up a large poportion of there targets on the vest.

1. Stand side on to your target.
2. lift you gun in the air.
3. shoot down at the shoulder targets of your apponent.

You will have covered one shoulder, back and front targets using this, and its legal.

You can jump up and down as well of move your gun eratically to make it even harder to get shot.

Good to use in game types:

Frantic, (infinate lives and shots 1 sec down time)
Alien, (as the marines, helps preserve lives)

Daleked out (shot by someone constantly darleking)

See also "Laser tag dance"

by cheetahfur February 1, 2007

Dalebot

A fleshy robot with too many tattoos and and a mohawk. Dalebots are good at taking pictures but no one wants one at there wedding. Dalebots are also good at servicing large women that may or may not have a penis.

Should we hire a "Dalebot" to take pictures at our sons wedding or do you think it will sleep with his fat bride?

I was thinking about getting into Dalebotics but changed my mind when I found out the course was in some guys basement and not at the local college.

by Shagbot February 17, 2010