Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female

After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag

by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009

douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.

My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.

by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014

douchebag orange

A shade of orange generally worn by people defined as douchebags.

Douchebag 1 ~ Yo man! Check it, I just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!

Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!

by Shut it! February 9, 2010

Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.

Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!

by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015

Douchebag

Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a douchebag

by Tracytron December 14, 2017

Mountain Douchebag

Function: noun

An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.

Dude, I don't hate snowboarders, it's just the the Mountain Douchebags I can't stand.

by cg61 September 8, 2009

Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag

"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".

by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009