by Bumber January 12, 2008
Get the Donut Bumber mug.Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
Get the One Donut Short of a Dozen mug.When one cums on a girl's hairy asshole, and lets the wad harden and "frost" the area around her hole.
by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006
Get the Frosty Donut mug.When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.
"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"
by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008
Get the donut dick mug.the male on female equivalent of the rusty trombone, performing analingus on a female while fondling her genitalia with your thumb and fingers, as if holding and eating a donut.
by Jefe McS July 6, 2009
Get the canadian donut mug.during the process of assfucking a girl, she loses bowel control slightly and a ring of feces comes from her anus and forms a donut around your penis
dude, i was fucking this chick and she fucking dirty donut'ed me. i had to fucking windex my cock cos it stank so bad.
by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
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