Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 01, 2020
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 01, 2020
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crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
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Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
by rsablue September 18, 2021
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Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.
Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.
by Mebegebo August 30, 2012
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toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues
p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing
by pissbabey August 27, 2021
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Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
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