chumberries

balls of shit stuck in the ass hairs

ooh im having troubles pulling them chumberries out F#$#IN T$%$Y F#$@

by james fuckin bond September 8, 2005

Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022

cummer

A male that cums so hard in woman's face

This guy i such a cummer!

by thefakeguy(real) January 9, 2023

Quiet Cummer

A man or transexual whom cums quietly

My boyfriend Alex is a quiet cummer

by DaddyDucky October 8, 2018

Cumbria Shotgun

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".

*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*

by Tactful June 7, 2010

Cumbria

The biggest example of why looks can be deceiveing. The Lake District is absolutely breath-takingly beautiful. With amazing moutains, hills, and lakes. But the smackheads who walk about there are far from beautiful. More along the lines of dickheads and bastards who think they're tough because they spend their time sitting at home, sticking coke up their ass while on the dole.

But hey! If you wanna buy some good cush(drugs) just ask anybody who wears outdated athletic joggers and jackets... Or just any body who wears clothing outdated in Cumbria.

"Hey man! You know where i could get some good cush at?"
"Oh yeah!... Try Cumbria."

by ChilesTheDillhole_69 May 30, 2019

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021