Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

cross training

Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee

''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''

by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013

cross the sauce

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.

Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

Cross Country

A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists

Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”

by Homiesexual Masochist March 17, 2021

Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

by D addy September 12, 2021

cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

by CNubb July 16, 2006