Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.

You totally got a memory cramp there

by insidejokeful May 25, 2011

blowers cramp

When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs

Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

carlos cramberry

when you take a shit in someones convertible

Bib: Hey man you enjoy my carlos cramberry last week?
Tib: Fuck you

by Cheese Weiner May 27, 2016

orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count

Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one

by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017

Head Bangers Cramp

Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.

Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"

Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."

by Timmy_222 October 13, 2009

driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.

Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!

by way2muchPie4u April 9, 2010

cramming veins

the act of jamming a veiny boner into a vagina

My mother acted confused when I responded to my fathers inquiry about how I could have possily gotten my girlfriend pregnant by responding, "by cramming veins!".

by DBTchamp September 30, 2010