Crabtreeing

The act of chugging a beer in order to save time and money. Named after legendary Nashville socialite Hannah Crabtree.

Man, this party is in like an hour, and I haven't had a drink yet!

Just start Crabtreeing some brews yo!

by Tyler Gladior August 9, 2009

craptacular

(1) Monumentally shitty piece of work;
(2) Especially gratifying, albeit explosive, bowel movement

As in, "craptacular": (1) Wild-eyed, killer blue bronco at Denver International Airport;
(2) Generally accompanied by aggressive sighing and tears running down face

by IvanTheLovable March 17, 2010

craptacular

1. Very horrible

2. A mass abundance of crap

3. The opposite of " popular "

" It's craptacular! "

" He's craptacular "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

craptacular

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of crappiness, such that there is almost something spectacular about it.

Bobby: How do you like my Christmas
light display?

Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!

Johnny: It's craptacular.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute

bum love

by sheeldzy March 22, 2004

Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

Next day you are crafty, Got too drunk and can't remember fuck all- Duncan Corbett - cameron Dibb

by DarkHazium January 7, 2011

craptastrophe

A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.

From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.

A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.

Honey, I can't believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! Look at this craptastrophe in the kitchen! I mean, there's crap in the dishwasher!

by Brown Panic February 21, 2008