ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.

I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel

by Your moms a heffer April 1, 2019

Jungle cracker

A white youth who tries to act, dress and talk in a ghetto manner but is clearly a failure, an embarrassment and an insult to African Americans who have proprietary claims to this.

Not only is he a cracker but he’s a jungle cracker .

by Ofashea June 24, 2019

Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

by Davedale August 18, 2019

Curry cracker

A curry cracker is a Indian/white person. You will usually find this person trying to scam you over the phone, or trying to make you some curry.

No one:

Seriously no one:

jimmy: CURRY CRACKER ON THE LOSE

Dikshet: *Dikshet working at tech support*

by Curry cracker November 9, 2019