Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.

"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."

by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013

corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it

Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.

by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015

Corporate fat cat

A rich, greedy, and miserly high-level corporate executive.

"Even though I have never missed a day of work in 3 years, those corporate fat cats won't give me a raise! WTF?!"

by Shishkeberry August 2, 2006

Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.

I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.

by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007

Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.

Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

british broadcasting corporation

the British version of bbc

"you want some bbc"
"British broadcasting corporation?"

by Yaboi:3 November 17, 2022

corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

by newslacker May 8, 2007