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Coronacrisis

1) The irrational response to a worldwide pandemic. Oftentimes characterized by emotionally driven behaviors such as the procurement of large amounts of toilet paper, Mountain Dew, potato chips, and other goods normally found on the shelves of grocery stores.
Did you hear about Bobby-Jo and Sheri-Lynn? They went to the store last night and bought 500 cases of Mountain Dew because they were fixin' to run out! Damn, son, that's one hell of a coronacrisis they got on their hands!
by Opifex33 April 1, 2020
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Corona'd

Tricked into thinking you have the coronavirus. Like being Punk'd only you've been Corona'd
You just got Corona'd by your girlfriend!! Bahahahah😅😅
by Nikkidew April 1, 2020
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CoronaCrotch

Soreness and inability to properly walk after excessive sex during quarantine. Also known as Corona Crotch or cOWWvid19
Once we finished Netflix, my partner and I had nothing else to do, so we fucked all day. Now due to my CoronaCrotch, I can barely walk or sit down.
by aberrantshoe112 April 2, 2020
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Coronabrands

Coronabrands. Brands who have embraced the social and economic changes imposed by the coronavirus (Covid-19) outbreak and pandemic. These brands have changed their purpose, communication strategies, media and marketing mix, and have taken actions to add value to the common good, apart from adding value to the company that owns them.
In today's market, coronabrands have changed the economics game via new strategies to reach consumers.
by PatoCa April 3, 2020
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Corona'd

Coolman123: "You just got Corona'd dude!"
Jimmy6819: "its the Endgame now."
by SHRUNKENSHRECK April 3, 2020
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Corona wrist

When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up
by Danaconda bizarnz April 4, 2020
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Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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