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Colorado Cappuccino

When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.
She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!
by SassyPirate January 11, 2026
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Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.
I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.
by Racist’s United August 28, 2019
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Roxborough colorado

A small community in between Castle Rock and Highlands Ranch, Co.

With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.

With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.

Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
Roxborough Colorado is such a diverse community
by liamhryf September 29, 2020
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USS Colorado

The second ship designated with the name Colorado

A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
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The Colorado Alleyway

Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
by 0weiner April 19, 2022
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East Colorado

East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado
by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022
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A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022
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