Colby

An embarrassment of a man, with a rather long head. The shape of his head is that of a extremely long eggplant, much like the person who downvotes this. He breaths through his mouth because his stink is to unbearable to inhale through the nose. His friends ar- nvm Colby has no friends.

Fucking John: Woah is that a flying eggplant??
Fucking Steven: Nah thats just Colby

by Jacob Tucker June 30, 2020

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")

"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."

by will farell lol September 6, 2007

Colbert

The only person to ever perform Canada's History.

Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History

by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010

Colby

Colby is a super chill and funny guy, he is a fucking gangster so watch out, he can and will get all the bitches, he hates teacher *miss Williamson*, he as a YouTube channel with 46 subs so go sub (WhiteBoyy), boy this guy even drives a race car holy shit, he loves Dr Pepper, and he doesn't fuck with anything spicy, this guy once....... did shit he is a fucking loser JKJK this guy is a baller, on the court you will easily mistake him for Kobe Bryant, ya this is not Colby so don't thing that, PCE

Yooooooooooo...... Colby is a fucking gangster, baller, AND A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!

by WhiteBoyy9 November 2, 2016

colby

the lover a kisser a kid or guy that is to good at makeing out and at sex he is to incredible to be true if a colby loves you then please all the girls date him he is the best boy friend ever he has a huge cock and will use it to pleasure you...he loves you hes kind hes sweet hes every thing a girl would want so pls date a colby

colby buff

by caroline donnie April 13, 2010

corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 26, 2003