ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is

Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

cockglock

Penis that ejaculates a far distance multiple times, similar to a Semi-Automatic Pistol

Jack tried to give me a facial but instead his nut flew across the room like a cockglock.

by BigPPjewce July 4, 2020

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

cockblowingmoron

DAN LEBO, #71

Hey look! its that cockblowingmoron..

by bradadadap873 December 20, 2009

CockaFlock

When a large herd of penises raid or stampede sexually a property or individual.

Your mom just got cockaflocked.

by DietBacon December 12, 2019