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A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
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halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
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Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.
Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.
by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018
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Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed
Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach
by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018
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sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.
That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.
by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019
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spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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