a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags January 26, 2012
Micklow close is the roughest area in the lakes estate, Redcar. It’s known for the “lakes boys” causing mayhem. Micklow wouldn’t be micklow without all the chew that goes on. Everyone knows everyone in micklow and everyone there sticks together. You’ll never be bored living there, something always goes on whether it’s fights, police up and down all the time or just the boys being c*nts. Live in micklow and you won’t regret it
by Kippyyy November 24, 2021
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 04, 2024
In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.
Coffee is cheaper than meth.
Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by D.C.C. November 23, 2021
Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 04, 2024
While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 09, 2023