Clown cake

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

by rweyh August 1, 2012

Clown Math

Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.

1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."

by My Name is Not Austin December 1, 2021

Clown Question

A stupid and/or irrelevant question. Made famous by the Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper.

Reporter: What's your favourite beer?

Bryce: I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.

by ImJaay June 25, 2012

Clown ass nigga

Dumb niggas that lie for no reason

Look at that clown ass nigga walking away looking retarded

by AnimeTides October 17, 2018

Clown vomit

A term used to describe the result of a corruption in video games where the backgrounds, pixels, and graphics mesh together in a chaotic cacophony of colors, often resembling the theoretical colorful vomit from a clown.

Originally coined by Vinny from Vinesauce whilst corrupting games.

Whoa, what happened to the textures?! It looks like... clown vomit!

by Pepperyena July 4, 2016

Clown fluffer

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.

'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'

by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009

Clown Factory

A crowded place so chock full of morons doing stupid things that they must be manufacturing them in a back room; thus, a factory. An organization housing so many idiots, it almost seems intentional.

"Want to hit Daily Grill?"
"Are you kidding? That place is a total clown factory. Last time we went, some muppet backed his Land Rover into 2 parked cars and ran over a potted tree on his way out."

by Karl Stall December 28, 2007