clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.

Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.

by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

Critter

A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.

*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??

by Niloc March 11, 2005

clitted

royally fucked in the ass in a metaphoric sense

jared got clitted by david when he lost in backgammon

by david kain March 2, 2007

critter nads

balls that are formed on an alien looking baby & not normal

Kristofer has the nastiest looking critter nads

by bells February 22, 2008

Clitler

A radical feminist.

See that clitler over there? She's fat.

by raspi August 6, 2018

critter

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

by Snappy July 13, 2003